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Leah has been nominated for a National Magazine Award for Humour and would have been nominated for many more if the association had not eliminated the category because they’re mean.

Things my cat has actually said to me

January 4, 2022January 4, 2022 by admin
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How Many Of These Middle-Age Milestones Have You Hit?

March 24, 2021April 1, 2021 by admin
Illustration, Leeandra Cianci

Refer to this handy checklist whenever you’re wondering if you are, in fact, middle-aged.

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How To Get A Failing Grade In Homeschooling

June 3, 2020June 3, 2020 by admin
Illustration, Leeandra Cianci

A day in the life of your child’s worst teacher ever.

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How To Talk On The Phone

April 1, 2020April 1, 2020 by admin
Illustration, Leeandra Cianci

Do you see this weird buzzing box in your hand? Yes, it’s a bottomless portal to the parsing of horrifying world news and/or pictures of everybody’s #pandemicmuffins. But it is also a Phone, and you can talk on it—with your mouth.

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Face masks: Public health necessity but make it fashun!

September 16, 2019January 4, 2022 by admin

Public health necessity but make it fashun!

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Snakes And No Netflix? Dear Cottage: I Quit You

August 7, 2019November 5, 2019 by admin
Illustration, Leeandra Cianci

Dear “Shabby Chic” Cottage Held Together Mostly by Petrified Mouse Corpses: I’m writing to tell you that despite a lifetime of being told you’re the Ultimate Canadian Experience, I’ve decided that you, cottage, are crap.

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Confession: I hate playing with my kid

July 25, 2019August 7, 2019 by leah
Illustration: ERIN MCPHEE
Illustration: Erin McPhee

While I adore my only child, there’s still a certain chill that crawls up my spine every time Ben starts calling out in a singsongy voice (you know, the kind you hear in horror movies with children who do terrible things): “Who-o-o wants to play with me?”

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Study Reveals Why You Can Never Find Your Yogurt In The Office Fridge

July 24, 2019April 1, 2021 by admin

Yes, it’s true: they’re procreating.

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Signing up for Parks and Rec programs without wanting to die

June 2, 2019August 7, 2019 by admin

Tomorrow is when all the unwashed masses enter into a blood feud for spots in city-run classes and summer camps. It can be a grisly business, friends, but if you follow this fail-proof plan, you just might come out alive.

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So your kid thinks Hanukah sucks balls

April 30, 2019June 3, 2020 by leah

This rebranded guide to all the Jewish holidays will change their minds!

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